Testing to destruction

testing to destruction

I admit it, I'm an online test junkie. I've even developed one myself. But they're addictive! They're a great muchness of fun. And you can win virtual prizes! Like these:

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I am Anger
Find your emotion!
I'm like Eiko!
Who are YOU most like?
I'm a Soap-Box Savant!
What kind of LJer are you?

But I don't even have a LiveJournal...
Hero Guild Name

Villains fear me.
Heroes envy me.

Kelandris the Mad is...
The Weird and Wacky Toxicologist

Your magical style is Priestess.

What type of Magic do you work?. Take the Magical Style Quiz by Paradox
You are missed.

outside looking in
Take the What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.

I'm Taz!

I'm Black House!  Hail Fibberty!
Take the What House are You? quiz.

I'm Draco Malfoy?
Which HP Kid Are You?

[i'm ernie macmillan]
...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

[draco + ron]

I tend to agree with the writer of the test here...Draco and Ron...**shudder!**

[lily + snape]

And I don't even know who Lily *is*...dern, I gotta read the books!

My pirate name is...MAD BESS FLINT!
"Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Superhero Generator!
I am...The Radioactive Sub-monkey! My power is my amazing invulnerability! The source of my powers is a mutant form of meditation! And I will hurt you with my Monkey Needles(TM)!

Or, maybe I'm the much more laid-back...Lazy Moonrat. My powers are telepathy and my radioactive glow, which is powered by my consumption of matter. My power source is DEMONIC! And the weapon vith vich I vill ROOL ZHE VORLD is...um...my Rat Saxophone.

Yeah, well... :> Go take the test.


"Your distinct personality, The Dreamer-Minstrel might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. You can always see the "Silver Lining" to every dark and dreary cloud. Look at the bright side is your motto and understanding why everything happens for the best is your goal. You are the positive optimist of the world who provides the hope for all humankind. There is nothing so terrible that you can not find some good within it. On the positive side, you are spontaneous, charismatic, idealistic and empathic. On the negative side, you may be a sentimental dreamer who is emotionally impractical. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms."

Are you a freak?

Apparently, 1 am 89% freakish. What a total lack of surprise on my part.

Some name generators.

Evil Deity Name Generator
If I were a Lovecraftian evil deity, my name would be...Mroce, The Unspeakable Forbidden Eater of Weaklings

Weird Name Generator
The Weird Name Generator gave me these...

The Sleeper Who Prefers Fire
Coat of Chaos
The Child Baptized in Annihilation
The Decrepit Walker
The Unthinkable Teacher Called by the Ruins
The Heroine That Blasphemes Lightning
The Archivist Who Loves Destruction
The Blessed Priestess, Holder of the Gown of Slaughter

Elf Name Generator
My Wild Elf Name: Madsquirrel Heartsigh (Can't trust squirrels, I tellya)...or
Songvine Doomjester

What Obscure Animal are you?
Eek! My secret wombat nature is revealed!
I am Water
Intuition. Insight. Emotions. Feelings.
Take the quiz.
What Was Your PastLife?
This makes me giggle.

Greatest Song of All
Am I The Greatest Song In The World?

Rock: Indeed, I am the greatest song in the world!
But you shalt never hear me, for I am far to great
to be heard by the ears of mortals.

Are you the greatest song in the world?

Run!  It is the Robot Monster!
The B-Movie That Suits Me Is:

Robot Monster: Although Blood Feast
might deserve this title better, Robot Monster
is known as the king of crappy movies. Unlike
Blood Feast, this movie played in major theatres.
One of the writters took it so seriously that when
the movie got much deserved bad reviews, he
attempted suicide. In his mind it was art.

Find out which b-movie suits you.

Long, lovely legs
My Favorite Female Part Is:

The Leg: Toned and sexy.

And they never run out of energy,
if you know what I mean.

Find out your favorite female body part!

Da Butt
My Favorite Male Part Is:

The Butt: Round and firm.

That's where I branded him.

Find out your favorite male body part!

the Dark Artist

My sphere is Soldier (Unity in Strength and Action), and my class is Rogue (Precise and Unhindered).

I am a Dark Artist.

If you were in the Republican Convention during Nixon's term of office, you would have been the one they sent to spy on and infiltrate Democratic Headquarters at Watergate. This isn't to say that you're a man of black operations or ill repute, but more to say that you have the efficiency and swift approach to carry out these tenuous, sometimes questionable, goals when most of your comrades might balk.

What kind of Warrior are you?

Life is a very complex thing to you. You don't understand why there's hate, when we should all love each other. Most things bring you pain, slow painful emotional pain. You know someday you'll unlock the secrets of the universe, but right now all you want to do is lay down and think for awhile. Try not to cry.

Want To Know Which Element You Are?

You are Spirit!

Truly a rare breed, you're calm and thoughtful but still know how to live life. Things are taken slowly but your large list of experiences (yours as well as others) can help you adapt to new situations with little trouble or people being hurt. Unfortunately, you're the most likely to ignore yourself over other people. Emotions rule you, and though you are quick to kindness, your anger could scare the fiercest of creatures. Learn to relax a bit and live your own life.

Best Match: Fire, they'll pull you out of your shell and teach you plenty of things in life.
Worst Match: Water, they're too intent on their emotions to notice yours.

little user Streea wasted a bunch of time making this test.

You are a Sorceress! Take the "How Do You Use Magic?" test! Written by Brimo


Who is the spy? Is it me? Is it you? Here, drink this wine...

Find out what YOUR inner non-sequitur is!

quiz by A.V. Phibes

I also liked this one:

For whom does the human skull shed tears? It sheds tears for you.

Find out what YOUR inner non-sequitur is!

quiz by A.V. Phibes

If I were a wine I would be... merlot
This quiz was created by Krazy K. Take it here!
My Dave Matthews Band Song is...

Dancing Nancies! Albums: Recently EP, Under the Table and Dreaming
This quiz was created by Krazy K. Take it here!
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If I were a boy band I would be...

This quiz was created by Krazy K. Take it here!

I'm baffled. Truly.

You're Pink! You're not afraid to be different, and you're more than willing to go your own way. You're quite the dare devil, and quite outspoken. Sure you're not the best, but that's okay! You've been through lots of struggles to get where you are right now, and you're quite content with how your life's been going. You're known to cause a little mischief, but that's all in good fun.
What Kind of Pop Princess Are You? Quiz by Jonah

break stuff
Take the What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be? Quiz

Which era in time are you?

insane demons run my life

What's Your Inner Demon?
this quiz was made by Melissa

I was evenly split between these two:

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You scare the shit out of people! Good for you! So what if you're a "TV Movie?" People like you.
What movie are you?
You mainly stay alone playing with your...dolls. You are a great movie, yet no one really appreciates you. Thats ok. You're allowed to stay in the closet if you want to.
What movie are you?
made by

I am 64% Goth

Oh My Goth! You Goth, Girl. There is a good chance I am bi. Freakiness pumps through my viens, but I can still laugh at myself.

Take the Goth Test at fuali.com

I am 57% Tortured Artist

Art is significant in my life, people are scum but I have the capicity to deal with it. Give it a few more years and I will either forget about art or hate the world.

Take the Tortured Artist Test at fuali.com

What color should your hair be?!
Created by Vurui!

Ooooo Shiney!
What Random Object From Ydoc Nameloc's Room Are You?

lookit the cute li'l fox
What fuzzy creature are you?

I am Edward
The deranged inner child in all of us
Find out what anime girl you are.

white powder of death
See what drug you are.


Rivers Cuomo
See Which Member Of Weezer You Are Here!

You're not the happiest spoon in the cabinet, I'll tell you that. You can't seem to find that girl (or guy) that you've been looking for. You've got lots of things going down in that bearded head of yours and your new appearance is a product of it. You've gone through many transitions throughout the years, including Hobo Cuomo, Green Cuomo, Adolescent with Helmet hair Cuomo, and the current stage of Lumber Jack Rivers. All cute by the way. But look! You shaved again for the 'Keep Fishin' video! I've gotta say, I kinda miss the beard...

I am Autumn!
Which Season are you?

Again, no real surprise here...

I am Naomi Campbell!
~Find Your Inner Supermodel~

you're Jordan!!

which crazy NFG member are YOU?
created by

Two things: first, this test is hosted by SelectSmart.com, which can on occasion have really EVIL BEYOND ALL THINGS EVIL pop-ups; I mean, the type of pop-ups that crash, cripple and might even damage your system. No, I'm not kidding. Secondly, I don't think this test is accurate. I like Jordan and all, but I really like Ian. Anybody brave enough to brag in their first video about the big belly...Go, Ian, go!

...I want some more...
Which Kirsten Dunst Are You?

Take the 'Which Magic Stone are you' quiz by Xera 
a.k.a Xerampelaine

Which Magic Stone are you? by. Xera

at your funeral

which song of staywhatyouare are you? find out!

This was a really odd test. Not only do I not know who staywhatyouare are, I've never heard this song. Odd.

My soul is passionate.
I am truly passionate. Find your soul type at kelly.moranweb.com.

Virtues: You appreciate humor like none other. Puns might even spark laughter in you (THEY ARE FUNNY). You seek adventure and connection with your surroundings. You seek friends who will not only share laughs with you but actually form a deep bond of trust and empathy beneath the surface. You look for adventure and courage in people, and variation is necessary to keep you under control. You see yourself as multi-faceted, so you need people who can see you in your many lights. You're constantly trying to figure yourself out while analyzing the people around you. Silly, silly people.

Aspirations: You can't decide what you want to be yet, but you know you want it to be adventures and interesting, with constant changes. You don't know what love will do for you yet, but it's competing with adventure for a place in your heart. An internal conflict has begun: can you be a successful worker, lover, and parent all at once?

Quirks: Noise of any sort is irritating when you're in the mood. Smacking gum, loud chewing, humming--it's about as pleasing as bodily noises. You dislike emaciated people because of jealousy and just plain disgust. You're a procrastinator but a hard worker, too.

Factors: You need constant attention and support. You're high-maintenance, but a great, reliable friend. Nature needs you and you need nature; it's helped thus far, so keep in touch with the outside world.

Future: Who knows! You absolutely need constant change, so vacationing is surely in the cards. Will you settle down or not? Love will find you eventually, as it does to everyone. Will you choose the sweet home life or the rewarding busy-bee life?

Huh. Three out of four pretty off. The fourth was Quirks--for an online test, that was pretty dead-on.

I'm...Little Red Riding Hood?
I am Little Red Riding Hood! Find your fairy tale character at kelly.moranweb.com.

You know, the one that had the basket--until the wolf came and...well, you know the story.

You're the one with the grandmother and the mom with all the advice. Fortunately, when you met those two hunters, you didn't have to take that enlightening counsel from them. Their only offense was helping your poor old granny; hey, it was nice while it lasted.

I am a heart-shaped armadillo

Mommy, make it stop--she says I'm GeoCities!

The sad thing here is, my first big page was on GeoCities. (My first page ever was on a local Portland, OR 'net service called Teleport. This message brought to you by the Department of Useless Trivia.)

I'm pretty damn hard core! Fear me!

I am...pretty smart!
You're pretty smart, maybe even smarter than average. If you work hard you could be a rocket scientist or a chemical engineer, but you might just relax a bit and be okay with whatever your best is, too.

No, I do not need a boyfriend.  Thank you.

No! Isn't that awesome? Yay you! You've won the quiz and will be just fine as your tough woman self.

Linkin Park - In the End

which song describes you the best?

Rotunda Arts
Yeah, centuries after the breakup, I'm still pushin' the guy...What can I say? He does great work.

Adopt your own useless blob!


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