Author: Kelandris the Mad
Fandom: View Askewniverse, no specific time mention
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Rating: R for language. NC-17 for nonconsensual action, bondage, and of course,
Status: Posted November 2001 to the list; posted to this site 5 October 2004
Archive: Drop me a note and it's yours. And on that note...
Series/Sequels: None planned.
Disclaimers: Still making zip, zilch, nada writing about other peoples'
creations. Jay and Silent Bob belong to Kevin Smith and View Askew Productions.
And hell, at this point, though it's a side credit, to Miramax.
Notes: This was written on the same weekend as "Mine", "Twitch" and The Fic
that Dare Not Speak its Name. I had put this on hold because a friend of mine
wanted to review it for possible inclusion in a 'zine. She never got back to me
and it's been at least six months. Her loss.
Summary: Bob has scary dreams.
Warnings: Bondage scenes, cutting, blood-drinking, Martha-Stewart-on-acid
moments of set decoration. Bad dreams. Lethal weapons of at least two types.
You've been warned.
by Kelandris the Mad
*At some point desires turn toxic. Repression of desire leads to obsession;
obsession leads to darkness. It was a known psychological fact that up until
that night, Silent Bob had never really considered. He and Jay were friends.
That was all. Jay didn't know any more than that, and Jay didn't need to. Then
came the night of the first dream. And the six that followed. And somehow, they
just kept getting worse...*
(day 7) *The room was suffocatingly hot. It was always suffocatingly hot. It was
also dim. How it could be, with thick ivory and amber candles standing on
nearly every flat surface, alight and glowing with flickers of gold fire, was
something Silent Bob never questioned. Silent Bob never questioned it because
he had more important things to consider.
*Namely, what he was going to do with Jay. Jay, who was naked and sheened with
a layer of sweat that shone like glitter along the planes and angles of his
body. Jay, who looked at him and trembled, curling his legs up, his lower lip
*Bob only laughed throatily, reaching for one leg and pulling it insistently
down. He tied it to the bedpost with a silk scarf that gleamed in the dim amber
light like blood. Jay whimpered. He pulled the other leg down, watching the
slow rotation of Jay's hips moving forward to face him. As he'd suspected, his
cock stood proudly at attention, even as Jay whimpered and squirmed, trying to
*He tied the other leg to the bed, with a scarf that glittered with hints of
gold, hints of copper, buried threads in a field of muted emerald green. Then
he rose from the bed, moving to grab Jay's twisting arms, listening to the
sound of his whimpering with relish. He leaned over the boy, pinning his arms
at the wrists to the bed.
*His vision narrowed to Jay's face, this moment. He bathed in the unease that
backlit those blue eyes, the fear that made Jay bite those narrow, mobile lips.
No words pouring from him now; he just squirmed away, panting and whimpering,
small piercing cries that did wonderful things to Bob's spine.
*He leaned down, one side of his mouth drawing up in a grin, moving in for a
kiss. Every beat of his heart seemed to be pulsing through the head of his
cock, and he brought it forward to graze across Jay's hot, pale skin.
*And Jay squirmed away, moaning "No..."*
With a cry, Bob sat up, head spinning. He was breathing as hard as if he'd been
running to catch something, and as he lay back down, he realized with chagrin
how hard he was. He bit his own lips as his hands moved underneath the sheet,
grasping his cock firmly and beginning to pump it in long, smooth strokes,
making his heart pound again.
Seven days. Seven days of...what, torturing Jay? And waking up wanting to go
into the other bedroom, flip the blankets back, flip Jay's legs into the air
"Ahhh!" he hissed, his hand and cock spasming, and soon hot fluid was jetting
over his fingers. He closed his eyes, listening to make sure he hadn't woken
Jay in the process. What a fucked-up mess that would be, huh--Jay walking in
on him wet (in so many ways) from dreaming of him. He doubted he'd be able to
pass it off as just dreams, then.
But seven days of just dreams--that was kind of a record, even for him. Seven
days of the hot, closed-in room, seven days of the guttering candles, and the
smell of beeswax heavy on the air, and Jay's fear even heavier. And he was not
fucking looking forward to tomorrow--another day of pretending he and Jay were
just roommates, when all he could see behind his eyes was Jay, and silk scarves,
**Fuck. Just what I need. How the hell am I going to sleep now?**
(day 9) *Candlelight again, this time less warm, a few windows scattered about to
let out the heady odors of smoke and incense, to let in the wild air of the
night. Candlelight, glowing through a glass vial with a long, narrow tube on
the top. Candlelight, glowing through the amber fluid that swirled inside the
*Bob lifted the tube to his nose, inhaling slowly. He smelled honey, and
whiskey, blended together with an expert's touch. Smiling, he turned to the
man on the bed, straddling him so that their flesh touched for the first time.
It was overwhelming, and he closed his eyes, thrusting slightly against Jay's
cock. His own was throbbing and growing longer.
Then he leaned forward, tipping the vial forward so that the spicy blend of
sugar and alcohol could drip onto Jay's exposed chest. Sticky, warm,
writhing--yes, just what he wanted. He leaned down further, pressing himself
against Jay's body, and traced his tongue across honey-drenched skin. Jay
gasped, arching forward, and Bob's smile widened. He poured more honey onto
Jay's exposed neck, and licked from his collarbone up to his ears, listening
to Jay cry out, twitching underneath him.
*"Bob," he gasped, "Bob, fuck Bob, fuck..."
*Bob bit the exposed lobe, running his teeth down the tendons on Jay's neck,
then moved down, moving off Jay as he did. He lifted the vial, letting the
honey drip at height onto Jay's twitching cock, each warm drop surprising a
yelp out of the boy. Then he leaned forward, closer, closer, still closer--
*"Bob, no!" Jay cried, and Bob woke up again.*
This time his body hadn't waited for him to wake up; he felt the cold
stickiness of come along his thighs and on the sheet covering him. Shit. Like
he needed to be dreaming of the boy, it wasn't like he didn't get enough
thoughts on his own just watching him move in front of him, or those eyebrows
raise suggestively, or watching the moves on the boy when he danced...Shit,
shit, he had to stop this. He had to. He couldn't take five more days of that
dream, and five more days of watching Jay walk around, remembering the taste of
honey and sweat.
**Nnnng. I can't do this.**
Wearily, he rose, grabbing clean clothes and walking out to the shower.
(day 17) *Dark this time, dark, and the rustling of leaves overhead. The creak of
rope, the creak of trees was the same as Bob wrestled Jay onto the altar, tying
him down. He bent over the blond, fastening his lips to Jay's before a word
could be uttered. It wasn't a kiss; it was a plundering of the space where Jay
kept his moans.
*Every inch of skin Bob possessed was hypersensitive. The wind caressed his
back, the stone grated in an oddly pleasant way along his belly. Every time
Jay's skin met his, it jolted through him like touching a live wire. It was
hard but satisfying work, pulling Jay taut by ankles and wrists, and stroking
his fingers over Jay's upturned ribs brought half-gasped, half-shrieked sounds
from the boy that were quite inspiring.
*A strip of white silk was the final, necessary detail, tied quickly around
Jay's mouth to suppress any sound that might stop...anything. Bob's mouth grew
wet at the thought, and he began to place careful kisses and small bites along
Jay's neck, his shoulders, his belly, his legs. When he started to pull away
from the twitching muscles on Jay's inner thighs, Jay's rampant erection tapped
him on the jaw.
*Wouldn't do to neglect that, no...Inhaling, Bob leaned over, engulfing him
between lips that had long desired just to kiss the blond, and Jay reacted as
expected, crying out and arching off the stone. Soon, all too soon, Jay came,
pumping heat and life and energy into Bob's waiting mouth, Bob swallowing it,
salt and cream.
*Then he stood up, moving his hands into the pale starlight for the first time,
and Jay began to scream, seeing the glitter along the blade he held in one
tight fist. And Bob's hands moved, stroking Jay's long, strong legs, his narrow
middle, his chest, his arms, all limbs tied fast to the stone. His hands moved,
and where they moved, they left little nicks, and Bob tapped his fingers in the
wounds, dotting Jay's pale skin with startlingly red dots. Then Bob's mouth
moved, moving to each of the little wounds, filling his mouth with a different
taste of salt...
Jay burst in from the other room, shorts on askew, hair wild, eyes wilder.
"What the fuck, man, what is it?"
Bob shuddered once, all over, shaking his head.
"Nothing," he whispered. "Bad dream. Go back to bed."
"Fuck that, Lunchbox, you yell loud enough to wake the fucking block, you want
me to just give it up and leave you here?"
His voice was angry but Bob could make out the concern in his face. Somehow,
that made it worse. That, and the fact that he was still powerfully aroused. He
shook his head again, trying to carefully lift a pillow around him to conceal
Instantly, Jay's eyes fastened on the spot, making out the distinctive raised
form between his legs. He blinked, looking back up at Bob quizzically.
**I knew it. Of all the--**
Bob clenched his eyes shut, shaking his head slightly.
"Damn it, Jay, go back to fucking bed!" he hissed.
"Not 'til you tell me what's up with what you're tryin' to hide, there." Jay's
face set into a typical 'put-up-or-fuck-off' pose, then that suddenly melted
away, and he tilted his head to one side, walking slowly towards the bed.
Bob's eyes widened. Don't sit down. Don't sit down, don't sit down don't sit--
He sat down.
Bob clenched the pillow tighter, feeling himself getting even harder, which he
didn't think was possible, just looking at Jay's bare chest and glittering
hair. He waited for the insult. He waited for the gay joke. He waited for the
It didn't come. What did come, though, shocked him to his roots.
"Bob...you think dreams mean anything?"
Bob's mouth gaped open. Frantically, he reached for words to fill it.
"What?" he whispered.
Jay dropped his head, looking at his hands in his lap. A veil of golden hair
fell over his face. It muffled nothing.
"Dreams," he said distantly. "You think dreams mean anything?"
"What..." Bob realized his mouth was dry, and swallowed. "What kind of dreams?"
"Like..." Now Jay was swallowing, and Bob leaned forward. It hurt, but he did
it anyway, trying not to pinch himself too much.
"Like I had this one," Jay said quickly, "where you an' me are in the mall, and
you're in that Batman outfit, only there's no hood, it's just you, lookin',
lookin', I dunno, hurt and all scared and shit. An' I, it's like I don't
fuckin' care, you know, and I just come at you, fists flying, and while you're
duckin' away from me I'm tearin the clothes off you and pullin' you against the
Now he looked up, and Bob could see sudden tears well in his eyes.
"And Bob, I don't wanna hurt you. An' I think, I think, maybe if I keep having
dreams like these I will." Roughly, he knuckled the tears away, sniffing.
"Fuckin' nightmares, is more like it," he muttered.
"Like," Bob softly ventured, "me tying you to a bed in a room full of candles,
only you don't want to be tied down, but I'm doing it anyway, and I'm kissing
you, and you're saying no..."
He trailed off, his breath cutting off. **Holy shit. Now he's going to beat
the shit out of me.**
But Jay only nodded, looking down again.
"Yeah," he whispered. "Like that." Then a trace of his former spirit reasserted
itself, and he snarled, looking back up.
"Room full of candles? Shit, you are such a chick, dude."
He just shrugged, watching Jay. Jay looked away after a few moments, running
his hands through his hair.
"So...uh...what do we do, Bob? How do we stop having these weird fucked-up
"In your dream you're hurting me, right?"
Jay nodded, shoulders hunching forward.
"And you're stripping me and I'm saying no?"
Jay just gulped, biting his lips. Bob blinked for a moment, looking down at his
lap. He swallowed, and inhaled for what felt like hours. Then he threw the
pillow and the blanket aside.
"I'm not saying no now," he said softly.
And those were the only three words he heard for a while, because Jay pounced
on him, licking his lips open, tangling their tongues together as he pushed Bob
back on the bed. He swiveled his hips to one side, coming up hard against Bob's
cock, nearly pushing its way free of his shorts at this point. He was so hard,
it hurt, and feeling Jay that close, just about where he'd always wanted him to
be, nearly made him come right then. Jay noticed the sudden sheen of sweat on
his face and looked down, hooking a hand in Bob's shorts and pulling them down
around his hips. His eyes widened as he curled his fingers around Bob's length,
running his fingers gently from base to tip.
"Holy fuck," he breathed. "You're gonna kill me with this thing."
Then he looked up, a bright happy smile on his face.
"Be sure to die happy," he said, grinning for all he was worth. Bob let out the
breath he was holding, grinning back. He growled low in his throat, reaching up
for Jay, and Jay shrieked, tangling him in elbows and knees as they both tumbled
to the floor.
"You know what they say," Bob murmured, breathing the words into Jay's ear,
feeling him shiver. "If it doesn't kill you..."
"Keep doin' it until it does?" Jay said.
Bob laughed. "Shush," Bob whispered, and proceeded to rain kisses down on his
*At some point desires turn toxic. Repression of desire leads to obsession;
obsession leads to darkness. It was a known psychological fact. Of course, once
there's no more repression...it's just fun.*
Kelandris the Mad
chicanery will always make you happy